feat: added bigresult.py that hosts the bot, and config with the configs n stuffdeploy

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+import discord
+import dotenv
+from discord.ext import commands
+import random
+import threading
+
+class BigResultPlus(commands.Bot):
+
+    def __init__(self):
+        self.cmds = {}
+
+    def initialize_commands(self):
+        return
+
+    async def on_ready(self):
+        print("The big result plus bot is ready!")
+        for guild in self.guilds:
+            break
+        await self.send_msg("Hurlo")
+
+
+    async def on_message(self, message):
+        self.state = 0
+        roblox = discord.utils.get(self.emojis, name="roblos")
+        await self.process_commands(message)
+        fuckyou = message.content.lower()
+
+        """
+        I want these statements moved into a function
+        that is run on another thread so we don't get
+        super bad performance hits 
+        """
+        if message.author == self.user:
+            return
+
+        if (random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
+            await message.reply("thats crazy")
+            return
+
+        if (random.randint(1, 20000) == 67):
+            await message.reply("whatcha saayyy")
+            return
+
+        elif ("1984" in fuckyou and "!1984" != fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("kys ")
+            return
+
+        elif ("roblox" in fuckyou or "roblo" in fuckyou or "road blocks" in fuckyou):
+            await message.add_reaction(roblox)
+            await message.reply(
+                "life is roblox\nhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890681829915508806/1066566357694562374/DJ_Khaled.mp4?ex=6728ee13&is=67279c93&hm=7a2c5e3c85d42ee07c420424fc26970f502e941f9d1c45324b42270184a17b65&")
+            return
+
+        elif ("matrix" in fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("be a good kitten")
+            return
+
+        elif ("gift card" in fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!")
+            self.state = 1
+            return
+
+        elif ("andrew tate" in fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("andro tate")
+            return
+
+        elif ("gamba" in fuckyou or "gamble" in fuckyou or "bet" in fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("Google Expected Value")
+            return
+
+        elif ("sex" in fuckyou):
+            if self.voice_clients is None:
+                return
+
+        elif ("im gonna redeem" in fuckyou and self.state == 1):
+            await message.reply("NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!")
+            self.state = 0
+            return
+
+        elif ("president" in fuckyou or "trump" in fuckyou or "kamala" in fuckyou):
+            await message.reply("Should have voted for Taylor Swift and Al Gore, Swift-Gore")
+            return
+
+        elif ("?" in fuckyou and random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
+            await message.reply("did you attend?")
+            await message.reply("were you there?")
+            await message.reply("were you listening?")
+            await message.reply("why do you ask?")
+            return
+
+    async def send_msg(self, msg):
+        channel = self.get_channel(427176475406630914)
+        await channel.send(msg)