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import discord
import dotenv
from discord.ext import commands
import random
import threading
class BigResultPlus(commands.Bot):
def __init__(self):
self.cmds = {}
def initialize_commands(self):
return
async def on_ready(self):
print("The big result plus bot is ready!")
for guild in self.guilds:
break
await self.send_msg("Hurlo")
async def on_message(self, message):
self.state = 0
roblox = discord.utils.get(self.emojis, name="roblos")
await self.process_commands(message)
fuckyou = message.content.lower()
"""
I want these statements moved into a function
that is run on another thread so we don't get
super bad performance hits
"""
if message.author == self.user:
return
if (random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
await message.reply("thats crazy")
return
if (random.randint(1, 20000) == 67):
await message.reply("whatcha saayyy")
return
elif ("1984" in fuckyou and "!1984" != fuckyou):
await message.reply("kys ")
return
elif ("roblox" in fuckyou or "roblo" in fuckyou or "road blocks" in fuckyou):
await message.add_reaction(roblox)
await message.reply(
"life is roblox\nhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890681829915508806/1066566357694562374/DJ_Khaled.mp4?ex=6728ee13&is=67279c93&hm=7a2c5e3c85d42ee07c420424fc26970f502e941f9d1c45324b42270184a17b65&")
return
elif ("matrix" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("be a good kitten")
return
elif ("gift card" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!")
self.state = 1
return
elif ("andrew tate" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("andro tate")
return
elif ("gamba" in fuckyou or "gamble" in fuckyou or "bet" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("Google Expected Value")
return
elif ("sex" in fuckyou):
if self.voice_clients is None:
return
elif ("im gonna redeem" in fuckyou and self.state == 1):
await message.reply("NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!")
self.state = 0
return
elif ("president" in fuckyou or "trump" in fuckyou or "kamala" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("Should have voted for Taylor Swift and Al Gore, Swift-Gore")
return
elif ("?" in fuckyou and random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
await message.reply("did you attend?")
await message.reply("were you there?")
await message.reply("were you listening?")
await message.reply("why do you ask?")
return
async def send_msg(self, msg):
channel = self.get_channel(427176475406630914)
await channel.send(msg)
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