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import discord
import dotenv
from discord.ext import commands
import random
import threading
import time
from main import client
from commands.funny import BigCommands
class BigResultPlus(commands.Bot):
def __init__(self):
self.snipe_active = False
pass
@client.command(name="snipe")
async def snipe(self, ctx):
await ctx.reply("watch yourself")
self.snipe_active = True
pass
@client.command(name="bigresult")
async def teach(self, ctx):
await ctx.reply(
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427176475406630914/1302392181448900649/image.png?ex=6727f2bd&is=6726a13d&hm=6092f4fba06412feac26a16a6900bf6e6122d66506f60bfcc0bc7101ecede4db&")
@client.command(name="mod")
async def mod(self, ctx):
await ctx.reply(
">>> *pees in ur ass*\nI am a bot and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this server if you have any questions or concerns.")
@client.command(name="1984")
async def orwell(self, ctx):
if (random.randint(1, 5) == 2):
await ctx.reply(f">>> {ctx.author} has been warned: \n\nBad word usage")
else:
await ctx.reply(
"https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865417026519957526/866575047459209236/video0-1-1.mov?ex=672d0e27&is=672bbca7&hm=3c80837685cb800ad817855b6463e4e1875dc009c6fc4540eff749c7387c4241&")
@client.command(name="teachmethebigresult")
async def teachbigresult(self, ctx):
await ctx.reply("take b36 with Nick Cheng. join the 'Big Result' club")
@client.command(name="ivotedfor")
async def voot(self, ctx):
if (random.randint(1, 2) == 2):
await ctx.reply("Donald trump sweeep")
else:
await ctx.reply("Kamala harris sweeep")
async def on_ready(self):
print("The big result plus bot is ready!")
await self.send_msg("Hurlo")
async def on_message(self, message):
self.state = 0
roblox = discord.utils.get(self.emojis, name="roblos")
await self.process_commands(message)
fuckyou = message.content.lower()
channel_sent = message.channel
if (self.snipe_active):
if (random.randint(1, 400) == 333):
saved = message.content
await channel_sent.send("BOOM :sunglasses: :fire:")
await message.delete()
time.sleep(2)
await channel_sent.send(saved)
self.snipe_active = False
"""
I want these statements moved into a function
that is run on another thread so we don't get
super bad performance hits
"""
if message.author == self.user:
return
if (random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
await message.reply("thats crazy")
return
if (random.randint(1, 20000) == 67):
await message.reply("whatcha saayyy")
return
elif ("1984" in fuckyou and "!1984" != fuckyou):
await message.reply("kys ")
return
elif ("roblox" in fuckyou or "roblo" in fuckyou or "road blocks" in fuckyou):
await message.add_reaction(roblox)
await message.reply(
"life is roblox\nhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890681829915508806/1066566357694562374/DJ_Khaled.mp4?ex=6728ee13&is=67279c93&hm=7a2c5e3c85d42ee07c420424fc26970f502e941f9d1c45324b42270184a17b65&")
return
elif ("matrix" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("be a good kitten")
return
elif ("gift card" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!")
self.state = 1
return
elif ("andrew tate" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("andro tate")
return
elif ("gamba" in fuckyou or "gamble" in fuckyou or "bet" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("Google Expected Value")
return
elif ("sex" in fuckyou):
if self.voice_clients is None:
return
elif ("im gonna redeem" in fuckyou and self.state == 1):
await message.reply("NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!")
self.state = 0
return
elif ("president" in fuckyou or "trump" in fuckyou or "kamala" in fuckyou):
await message.reply("Should have voted for Taylor Swift and Al Gore, Swift-Gore")
return
elif ("?" in fuckyou and random.randint(1, 2000) == 1984):
await message.reply("did you attend?")
await message.reply("were you there?")
await message.reply("were you listening?")
await message.reply("why do you ask?")
return
async def send_msg(self, msg):
channel = self.get_channel(427176475406630914)
await channel.send(msg)
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